Operation Magic Fire Hydrant

You will notice that you can’t reply to this post. There’s a reason for that.

Some of you may have noted three comments made several days ago.



Here is the theory behind this policy of the MAGIC FIRE HYDRANT, which OH BY THE WAY is now being enforced.

I can use a fire hydrant for its intended purposes, spraying water, AFTER THE FACT, after every incidence of ARSON, and all I end up doing is chasing fires.

On the other hand, I can make my magic fire hydrant appear suddenly out of the street, in front of the arsonist’s speeding getaway car, utterly wrecking it, creating massive injuries to ONLY the criminal. I may disturb a few bystanders, but the theory is that it will only take a few mangled bodies to end this shit.

The magic fire hydrant doesn’t put out THAT fire, but it puts out ALL FUTURE FIRES descended from it.

In human terms, this happens when either the protagonist or the antagonist swats the other one completely “out of the blue” – meaning in no context of the current discussion. Yeah, it may be related to something earlier, but I’m no longer interested in the history of these incidents.

I have a strategy and tactics, and the MAGIC FIRE HYDRANT is my new tactic.

If nobody is around to fight after the first blow is thrown, there are no more fights.

Now, what I’m looking for, are cases where “pokey-pokey” and “drive-by” sully our wonderful discussions. “Crybully out of the blue” counts as “pokey-pokey”, too, so don’t think I don’t see past this shit. (Please make special note of that, everybody, as it will explain certain future moderations which may otherwise baffle those who’ve “picked a side”.)

When these cases appear henceforth, and are brought to my attention by “P_M_T_W” or by simply replying to one of my posts (I don’t care which), the Magic Fire Hydrant will appear suddenly and shockingly, creating a spectacle of justice, and everybody will walk away wiser, with the initiating party of “pokey-pokey” or “drive-by” IN THE EXACT SUBTHREAD being sent to a relaxing vacation for a week. Or MORE, should things continue, or worse yet, escalate.

I don’t care what happened on the other page – the other day – the other thread.

The INITIATOR within the current context will always go to jail.

With the assistance of those who desire peace here, making sure I see ALL of these incidents, so that justice is applied in a FAIR and EVEN manner, I believe that the problem will disappear very quickly.

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

And yes – the reason for no comments here is to begin de-escalating the “sides” that are “rooting” for this stuff, by eliminating the sides.

I want everybody on the side of END THIS SHIT NOW.

Thank you kindly for your cooperation in this matter.

W