Dear KMAG: 20241028 Joe Biden Didn’t Win ❀ Open Topic


Joe Biden didn’t win. This is our Real President:

AND our beautiful REALFLOTUS.


This Stormwatch Monday Open Thread remains open – VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA/KAG/KMAG world (with KMAG being a bit of both).

And yes, it’s Monday…again.

But we WILL get through it!

We will always remember Wheatie,

Pray for Trump,

Yet have fun,

and HOLD ON when things get crazy!


We will follow the RULES of civility that Wheatie left for us:

Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And while we engage in vigorous free speech, we will remember Wheatie’s advice on civility, non-violence, and site unity:

“We’re on the same side here so let’s not engage in friendly fire.”

“Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven that Wolf has created for us.”

If this site gets shut down, please remember various ways to get back in touch with the rest of the gang:

Our beloved country is under Occupation by hostile forces.

Daily outrage and epic phuckery abound.

We can give in to despair…or we can be defiant and fight back in any way that we can.

Joe Biden didn’t win.

And we will keep saying Joe Biden didn’t win until we get His Fraudulency out of our White House.


Wolfie’s Wheatie’s Word of the Week:

ischiorrhogic

adjective

  • of an iambic line, having spondees in the second, fourth or sixth place
  • in ancient prosody, noting a variety of iambic trimeter which has not only a spondee or trochee for an iambus in the sixth or last place, as in the choliamb, but a spondee in the fifth place also

Wolf’s easy alternative explanation

A kind of irregularity in old Greek poetry, which jazzes things up, but too much so, in the opinions of some.

LINK: https://academic.oup.com/book/34816/chapter-abstract/297701155?redirectedFrom=fulltext&login=false

Links to further explain the definition

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iamb_(poetry)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spondee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trochee

Used in a sentence

When the variation on the sixth foot of the trimeter coexists with a spondee in the fifth place, the verse becomes still more irregular, and can, in fact, hardly be considered an Iambic verse, but is rather a combination of an iambic diameter with a trochaic monometer. Such lines are called by the grammarians Ischiorrhogic (broken-backed) : they are very rarely used by Hipponax. LINK

It had something to do with Brokeback Mountain! I knew it!


MUSIC!

OK, we’re gonna fake it just a bit for the sake of continuity!

Orrible! Just orrible! But istoric, too! And istory is…..


THE STUFF

Shakespeare as a fan of then-modern science? Hmmmmm…….

“Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…..”

Sure sounds like chemistry lab!

Just sayin’!

And remember…….

Until victory, have faith!

And trust the big plan, too!

And as always….

ENJOY THE SHOW

W


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cthulhu
cthulhu

Ask the random chunks of Soulemani how Trump deals with scum who threaten our citizens. The only thing Trump will give them is a date with 72 virgins, and those virgins will all look like Chris Christie.

TheseTruths

  :wpds_envy: 

Linda

“Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…..”

Sounds like something horrible that Big Pharma would cook up.

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TheseTruths

That Shakespeare performance! 🤣 I couldn’t stop watching it.

cthulhu

A Shakespeare-ism that I am particularly fond of is “hoist by his own petard”. If you get an explanation that doesn’t include the French performer Le Pétomane — and perhaps the Governor from Blazing Saddles — you’re only getting half the story.

cthulhu

Let’s start with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petard — a very small, portable bomb of about 5 pounds of gunpowder, popular in Shakespeare’s day (invented in France around 1579) for breaching doors. “Pétard comes from the Middle French péter, to fart, from the root pet, expulsion of intestinal gas, derived from the Latin peditus, past participle of pedere, to break wind.”

To reflect on the popularity of farting in France, I can direct you to Joseph Pujol, Le Pétomane — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane — who entertained kings with his farting prowess around 1895-1910.

This segues nicely into Governor Lepetomane from Blazing Saddles, portrayed by Mel Brooks himself.

While five pounds of gunpowder can certainly injure or kill, the expression in Shakespeare is more playful — he is “lifted by his own fart”. This was, of course, long before Mossad managed to “hoist with their own pagers” senior staffers of Hezbollah, putting most on the injured roster with far less explosive.

SteveInCO · Thermonuclear MAGA

Well, believe it or not Next Saturday is largely written already.

Obviously it won’t have Friday’s closing prices yet.

TheseTruths

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pgroup2

I hope he politely tells them to shove it where the sun don’t shine.

TheseTruths

Somehow, I don’t expect that. I think he knows how to work with people while being truthful and drawing boundaries. He could make deals with them and if they don’t hold up their end of the bargain, there could be major consequences…something like that.

scott467

Imagine how slimy they must sound, when DJT answers the phone. They must be repulsive even to themselves 😂

TheseTruths

“We Have Microphones Listening to Everything!” Oh Sh*t!” – Kamala Harris Caught on Hot Mic Admitting She’s Struggling with Male Voters (VIDEO)
They can go to a bar if they want, but I question the wisdom. I never hear of prominent MAGA people sitting around and discussing things in bars, though I suppose it might happen. It seems as though Dem women like to drink a lot.

scott467

“Young men – especially black and Latino men – are rejecting Harris and voting for Trump.”

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She ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

Wait until she sees the number of conservative white men who are rejecting her 😂

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cthulhu

Joy.

TheseTruths

LOL!

scott467

I wonder if she’s a robot.

A human, even the unhinged radical feminista kind, would have to be out of her mind to do another Scold the Black Man Struggle Session, after the backlash from last week’s get back on the plantation whippings.

Why would any black man with even half a testicle vote for that train wreck?

TheseTruths

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TheseTruths

Tulsi Gabbard: The Deep State is losing their mind that @realDonaldTrump’s transition team is self funded & already at work.

If he doesn’t use taxpayer funds they can’t slip in moles into his transition team to preempt anything they might do. 

GOOD! I’m glad they’re scared.

TheseTruths

Scott Presler:

SCOOP: 

Major Breaking Story

At the most recent Luzerne County Board of Elections meeting, 

Manager Romilda Crocamo revealed that

“Beth McBride dropped off and dumped a numerous amount of applications.

Most of them were dated in June. 

They were delivered to the Bureau of Election on the last day of registration.”

➡️ Beth McBride was the acting Director of Elections when Luzerne County ran out of paper on Election Day in 2022

Recently, Lancaster County uncovered a voter registration fraud operation:

2,500 applications (the majority of which are fraudulent) were turned in on or near the deadline — just like Luzerne — & are linked to an organization that began efforts in June.

I am calling for an immediate investigation into the “numerous amount of applications” turned in to the Luzerne Bureau of Elections on Monday, October 21st. 

Contact Luzerne District Attorney Samuel M. Sanguedolce & demand that he investigate. The details mimic a current investigation in Lancaster County. 

After contacting the DA, contact your elected officials in the Pennsylvania State House & State Senate and demand they bring attention to this.

How many other counties received a massive amount of voter registration applications on the deadline that are dated back to June? 

If we do not address these inconsistencies, Pennsylvania voters cannot have confidence in fair & free elections. 

Share this everywhere.

cthulhu

Scott’s on ’em like a rabid wolverine — he’s schlepped all over that area and knows where the bodies are buried.

scott467

Beth McBride, nominee for the Luzerne county hoosegow.

Thanks to Tweeter, the whole planet knows what you did.

Enjoy the limelight 👍

slowcreekno

That jargon of the various ways of the syllables of poetry … it is all Greek. Di- Tri- Tetra- etc., yes. recognize the numbers.

All possible combinations of the heavy and light combinations have a name, which probably had some mnemonic connections back in the day. It is like Morse code with the long, or short elements. So Iambe maps to di-dah, A, trochee to dah-dit, N, spondee to dah-dah M, dactylos, dah-di-dit maps to D and so on, for a while at least.

But at first glance it looked rather opaque. Much like those heraldic descriptions of coats of arms and such. Or even semiconductor physics.

cthulhu

Could be worse, could be golf clubs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsolete_golf_clubs

Would you be wanting your brassie, a mashie-niblick, or a cleek?

cthulhu

Heraldic descriptions are not too complex, and — despite being based on odd rules and arcane language — fundamentally are meant to enhance visual recognition at distance.

For instance, there are specific tinctures — metals (gold and silver, known as “or” and “argent”); colours (blue, red, purple, black, green — “azure”, “gules”, “purpure”, “sable”, and “vert”, respectively); and furs (ermine, ermines, erminoir, pean, vair, counter-vair, potent and counter-potent). Simplifying immensely, you can’t put a metal on a metal, a colour on a colour, or a fur on a fur.

There are specific names for the places one might put things, starting at “fess point” (right in the middle). The top edge is “chief”, the bottom edge is “base”, the left edge for someone holding the shield (and, thus, to the right of someone looking at it) is sinister, and the right edge is dexter. If something is dexter chief, it’s at the top left.

There are a great many widgets you can put in the various spots — pales (stripes), crosses, etc. I used to know more about this back some years.

On my first trip to Europe, when I was 15, over 40 years ago, I marked my luggage with a chevron argent and two pales vert so that I could find it in baggage claim.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heraldry

cthulhu

Come to think of it, poetry rhythm patterns might be worse than archaic golf clubs or heraldry.

scott467

😂

eilert

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