Hey China! Or rather, "Hey Chinese Communist Party and your entire array of servitors, ass-wipers, and fellators!" You're not even worth my time this week. When you decide to act like civilized people, maybe I'll give you a lesson or two in how non-barbarians behave. Hey BiteMe! (Or, Whoever Has Their Hand Rammed Up That … Continue reading 2022·04·23 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

The Chinese Should Think Before Wiping Us Out As Sometimes They Need Us To Solve Their Problems For Them Okay you knuckledragging ChiComs trying to take us down…here’s a history lesson for you. For millennia, you had to suffer from this: Yep. Steppe Nomads. They laid waste to your country, burned, raped and pillaged (but … Continue reading 2022·04·16 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

SPECIAL SECTION: Message For Our “Friends” In The Middle Kingdom You knuckle-dragging barbarians are still trying to muck with this site, so I'll just repeat what I said last time. Up your shit-kicking barbarian asses. Yes, barbarian! It took a bunch of sailors in Western Asia to invent a real alphabet instead of badly drawn … Continue reading 2022·04·09 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

Yo, Brian Stelter! When I was a kid, I got nicknamed "Bald Eagle" because I actually was getting notably thin "up there." Of course today "Bald Eagle" might be a cool nickname, but in junior high school, it definitely was not a cool thing. Fast forward to today, and now here I am over twenty … Continue reading 2022·03·26 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

Hey China! Or rather, "Hey Chinese Communist Party and your entire array of servitors, ass-wipers, and fellators!" You're not even worth my time this week. When you decide to act like civilized people, maybe I'll give you a lesson or two in how non-barbarians behave. Hey BiteMe! (Or, Whoever Has Their Hand Rammed Up That … Continue reading 2022·03·19 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

The Chinese Should Think Before Wiping Us Out As Sometimes They Need Us To Solve Their Problems For Them Okay you knuckledragging ChiComs trying to take us down…here’s a history lesson for you. For millennia, you had to suffer from this: Yep. Steppe Nomads. They laid waste to your country, burned, raped and pillaged (but … Continue reading 2022·03·12 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

SPECIAL SECTION: Message For Our “Friends” In The Middle Kingdom You knuckle-dragging barbarians are still trying to muck with this site, so I'll just repeat what I said last time. Up your shit-kicking barbarian asses. Yes, barbarian! It took a bunch of sailors in Western Asia to invent a real alphabet instead of badly drawn … Continue reading 2022·03·05 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

Yo, Brian Stelter! When I was a kid, I got nicknamed "Bald Eagle" because I actually was getting notably thin "up there." Of course today "Bald Eagle" might be a cool nickname, but in junior high school, it definitely was not a cool thing. Fast forward to today, and now here I am over twenty … Continue reading 2022·02·19 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →