Hey China! Or rather, "Hey Chinese Communist Party and your entire array of servitors, ass-wipers, and fellators!" You're not even worth my time this week. When you decide to act like civilized people, maybe I'll give you a lesson or two in how non-barbarians behave. Hey BiteMe! (Or, Whoever Has Their Hand Rammed Up That … Continue reading 2022·02·12 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

The Chinese Should Think Before Wiping Us Out As Sometimes They Need Us To Solve Their Problems For Them Okay you knuckledragging ChiComs trying to take us down…here’s a history lesson for you. For millennia, you had to suffer from this: Yep. Steppe Nomads. They laid waste to your country, burned, raped and pillaged (but … Continue reading 2022·02·05 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

SPECIAL SECTION: Message For Our “Friends” In The Middle Kingdom You knuckle-dragging barbarians are still trying to muck with this site, so I'll just repeat what I said last time. Up your shit-kicking barbarian asses. Yes, barbarian! It took a bunch of sailors in Western Asia to invent a real alphabet instead of badly drawn … Continue reading 2022·01·29 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

Yo, Brian Stelter! When I was a kid, I got nicknamed "Bald Eagle" because I actually was getting notably thin "up there." Of course today "Bald Eagle" might be a cool nickname, but in junior high school, it definitely was not a cool thing. Fast forward to today, and now here I am over twenty … Continue reading 2022·01·15 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

Hey China! Or rather, "Hey Chinese Communist Party and your entire array of servitors, ass-wipers, and fellators!" You're not even worth my time this week. When you decide to act like civilized people, maybe I'll give you a lesson or two in how non-barbarians behave. Hey BiteMe! (Or, Whoever Has Their Hand Rammed Up That … Continue reading 2022·01·08 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

Happy New Year! I’ll wear both the pessimist and optimist hats. Pessimist first. Remember how we thought 2021 couldn’t get worse and got disabused of that idea in only six days? (Yeah well we sort of stepped into that burning bag of bearded dragon poo.) A friend of mine, who could be a bit of … Continue reading 2022·01·01 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

SPECIAL SECTION: Message For Our “Friends” In The Middle Kingdom You knuckle-dragging barbarians are still trying to muck with this site, so I'll just repeat what I said last time. Up your shit-kicking barbarian asses. Yes, barbarian! It took a bunch of sailors in Western Asia to invent a real alphabet instead of badly drawn … Continue reading 2021·12·25 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →

Yo, Brian Stelter! When I was a kid, I got nicknamed "Bald Eagle" because I actually was getting notably thin "up there." Of course today "Bald Eagle" might be a cool nickname, but in Junior High School, it definitely was not a cool thing. Fast forward to today, and now here I am over twenty … Continue reading 2021·12·11 Joe Biden Didn’t Win Daily Thread →